I TOTALLY DON'T EVEN FEEL LIKE WRITING ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENED.

Anti-gentrification march, grandparents, haircut, NEW SOCKS ZOMG, connections with Michigan capitalists and government officials (z0mg), and MYSTERIOUS HAPPENINGS WITH REGARDS TO A PARTICULAR OHIO INDIVIDUAL. :[

SO perhaps I'll fill all this in when I FEEL like it, as in NEVER.

The end.